71 Questions

This one's long, but some of my old blogs or entries just have fun facts that l'd like to keep around so l don't have to repeat them.
[1] What is your middle name?
Albright.

[2] What color is your mailbox?
Could give a shit.

[3] Do you have a crush?
Several. Both sexes.

[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
??? naw.

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Yep.

[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning?
Nope.

[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
Me.

[8] Do you have a small driveway ?
Nope. Don't have one.

[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
No.

[10] What do you do first in the morning?
Pee.

[11] What brand is your printer?
Can't remember. lt don't work no mo'.

[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people?
Not at all...though l hold my own if l'm unfortunate to find myself in one. l prefer compromise and acceptance of personal responsibility. l'm not a hater.

[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Curly.

[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher?
How the hell am l supposed to remember THAT?

[16] Are you taller than your mother?
No, but it's a running joke that l check every time she comes to town just to see if l've grown any.

[17] Do you have a favorite word?
Gank. As in "Bitch, you ganked my lighter, give it back." Flashback from high school.

[18] Are you God?
No, but l like to think l got a little in me here and there.

[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
lt's been a while since l had one, but l usually try to work out what l did wrong in the situation, appreciate the positive and the things l learned from the negative, and l always try to remain friends if possible.

[20] Do you have a deep, dark secret?
Well, yeah, but like l'm gonna tell YOU.

[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
When they're available, yeah. lt's the kid in me.

[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My whole body hurts.

[24] Do you often cry during movies?
Not really, l'm not a huge girly movie fan. l did cry in Field of Dreams, though.

[25] Do you hate your life?
Not at all. There are things l'd like to improve upon, but no.

[26] Do you get mad easily?
No.  Annoyed, yes, but downright angry, no.

[27] Do you drink to get drunk?
To quote my friend Conceptual lnnovator: "No, that's just a by-product." A common one...but a by-product nonetheless.

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who chew with their mouth open or smack when they're eating. Others include obnoxiousness, and men who brag about the size of their dicks.  And people who talk over me when l'm in the middle of saying something.  Or watching a movie.  Or on the phone with someone else.

[29] What is your away message?
Um..."l'm away"?? Who the fuck came up with these questions?

[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
Yes, and it's likely l'll be the last to have them.

[32] Who should pay on the first date?
Whoever asks first....but both should be prepared to go dutch and do so gracefully.

33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
3-6 years.  Only because l'm still a big kid.

[34] Do you have any friends?
Again, who the fuck came up with these questions? Yes, l have a few.

[35] Do you have any mean friends?
Some aren't willing to pussyfoot around matters, and are therefore seen as mean by the uber-sensitive. lt's subjective.

[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
Pink and orange.

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
See above on the mean friends question.

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
Not specifically. There was a time in high school l considered and tried other options.

[39] Have you ever been fired from a job?
Yes.  Not proud.

[40] What year was your first love?
First kid love, at fourteen. First real love (or at least more conscious), nineteen.

[41] Do you have a cell?
l've been put in one a couple of times...oh. A cellphone. Yeah, mine got stolen a couple of weeks ago. l now have a temporary one until l replace the other. Fucking thieving bitches. Those of you friends of mine that have tried to call me, fear not...the same number will be working again today or tomorrow.


(2010 edit: Now my phone situation currently stands at broken.  Again.  l'd like to throw it against a wall, but apparently that won't do me any good.  l'll be buying a new one shortly.)

[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?]
Kikwear
(2010 edit:  Pants?)

[43] How tall are you?
5'5" and a half. That half an inch really counts.

[44] What is the closest green object?
*coughcough* l plead the fifth.

[45] What is on your feet?
Nuthin.

[46] Do you like watermelon?
Depends on my mood.

[48] Do you want to have kids?
Eventually, l think. l'm still on the fence, but more so because l'm not sure about the world l'd be bringing them into, not because l don't want to.

(2010 edit: Still not sure.  But mainly because l may be too old by the time someone decides he wants to have babies with me to begin with.  Also, l think my genes are defective.)

[49] What is the brightest color you're wearing?
Ummm...black.

[50] Who is the last friend you have that you would ever expect to be gay?
l'm blessed with gaydar. l usually know before they do. l honestly don't remember the last time l was surprised.

[52] Whats your mothers middle name?
Ann

[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw?
Recently, they all got beat out by UltraViolet.

[54] Do you collect comic books?
Yes...Elric, Elfquest, and X-Men. Elfquest is my current obsession.

[55] Do you like your dad?
We had some very rocky years between sixteen and twenty, but he's been an incredible father for the most part, so yes.

(2010 edit:  l like him more and more as time goes on.  l'm blessed.)

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Firefly and Buffy. Don't laugh and if you do, bite me. Joss Whedon's a pretty funny fucking writer.

(2010 edit: Dexter)

[57] Are you wearing makeup?
Mascara.

[58] Do you have a tattoo?
Seven.

(2010 edit: Eight.)

[59] Have you ever been happily in love?
For a time, most definitely.

[60] If you won the lottery you would.....?..
Pay off my debts, finance my business, go visit my parents overseas, and probably move back overseas myself. Somewhere in there l'd invest a pretty decent amount and let that shit collect interest.

[61] Is there something you want to tell someone, but you haven't?
Yes.  Many times.

[62] Do you know how to draw?
Yeah. Pretty damn good at it too.

[63] Who is your hero?
My mother, my uncle, and a number of others.

[64] Who'd you last IMed?
Nobody you know.

[65.] Do you work a lot of hours?
Yes.

[66] What do you do when you are stressed out?
Breathe. Write. Dance. Draw.

[67] Who was the last person that called you?
Josh

[68] Is there anything you regret?
l *might* do something differently the next time around were l given the chance, but l'm not sure how that would affect my future after that, so no. What l am is a result of both my mistakes and successes.

[69] Do you know where your family names originated from?
Wales, Germany, and France.

[70] Is there any animal that creeps you out?
Not that l can think of....

[71] What was the last thing you did for fun?
Jumped in a pool and drank mimosas.